PRAYER AGAINST GOD.
Tomorrow we have the chance to finally get rid of GOD and finally end his totalitarian rule. We can restore democracy and once and for all free ourself from 5000 years of theocratic oppression. But how can we do that and finally kill GOD?
Sign up and pray for Romney. If he wins, it will prove the existence of GOD. It will then work like this:
“I refuse to prove that I exist,” says GOD, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”
“But,” we’ll say, “Romney won the vote just by prayer. He couldn’t have without you. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”
And promptly GOD will vanish in a puff of logic. Problem solved. Sodomy without awkward confessions to your priest afterwards.
We have the Internet. We have prayer. We have the Lemma of Adams.
LETS KILL GOD.